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Best Man Speech Builder


How Our Wedding Speech System Works

Login and get complete access from just £6.99

Choose from thousands of speech blocks

Add the blocks into your speech. Edit to add your names dates, etc

Print your finished speech. It's as easy as that!



Over 4,500 icebreakers, jokes, quotes and more...

Get a complete best man speech packed with original jokes in 5 easy steps. The easy to use system has a complete step by step guide. The system has been written and compiled by professional comedy writers.


You're just 3 steps away from a brilliant speech!

Step 1

Register your account

Step 2

Recieve login details via email

Step 3

Login and start building your speech!

Select your pass...

  • 7 Day Access Pass
  • £ 6.99

    Less than a round of drinks!
  • 14 Day Access Pass
  • £ 9.99

    Our most popular pass!
  • 28 Day Access Pass
  • £ 14.99

    Special offer!

The Best Man Speech System

There are three different access passes to our unique 'Speech Builder' system - 7 day access pass, 14 day access pass or 28 day access pass. (Access is from the time of purchase, not from first login). Once you log into the system there is a step by step guide on how to use the easy system and access to our database of over 4,500 ice breakers, jokes, quotes (and brilliant jokes to cut down the groom in his prime) to make sure your speech is a total success from the opening line right through to the final toast. That's full success and a finished speech with the help of professional writers for just £6.99.


Once you've logged into the system you'll find your own unique speech template and 23 sections covering every part of your speech;


Our Wedding speech database has...

  • Opening Lines
  • The groomsmen
  • The bridesmaids
  • The parents
  • Siblings
  • The groom – early years
  • The groom – Casanova
  • The groom – looks & style
  • The groom – friendship
  • The groom – intelligence
  • The groom – brutal
  • The groom – talents
  • The groom – his bride
  • The bride
  • Funny advice
  • Spoof reports, messages & emails
  • Closing lines
  • The toast

Hundreds of best man speech jokes to roast the groom...

  • His hair
  • His hobbies
  • His clothes
  • His dancing
  • His job
  • His (crap) sense of humour
  • His school days
  • His performance, job/sports/other
  • His football team
  • The stag do
  • Sympathy for the bride
  • And more...

As you construct each phase of your speech you can pick from the hundreds of blocks in each section and add then drop them into the relevant phase of your speech. At any time you can add or delete the blocks you want and dip into the database as many times as you need until you're happy. Once you have all the phases complete you can then edit all the details, adding names & dates plus jokes or stories of your own. You can then either save your speech for a final draft or edit or you can print out the finished speech direct from the system.


Writing a best man's speech can be a daunting task. But there's no need to panic and rush to the pub for liquid courage just yet. Our best ma's speech builder system has been compiled and written by a team of comedy writers that have written jokes for stage, TV, radio and stand-up comedians. That means our wedding speech system contains hundreds of jokes unique to StBM that you won't find anywhere else on the internet so you can avoid the same old tired clichés and one liners that everyone's heard before.


Still worried about your speech?
Don’t be, contact our team today.
It’s free.


If you're still worried about your finished speech you can contact our team and we'll give be happy to give you any last minute tips or help you with a final edit or killer gags. We want you to be completely happy with your best man’s speech so we'll be with you every step of the way right up until the big day, when you'll get all the laughs, applause, free drinks and hopefully the stunning single bridesmaid of your choice! We want to be sure that when you see all the happy wedding photos, you'll be the man being carried on people’s shoulders and raising your glass in triumph rather than the guy sitting in the corner, with only the barman for company.
Good luck and have a great speech!



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