Writing a best man's speech can be a daunting task. But there's no need to panic and rush to the pub for liquid courage just yet. Our best ma's speech builder system has been compiled and written by a team of comedy writers that have written jokes for stage, TV, radio and stand-up comedians. That means our wedding speech system contains hundreds of jokes unique to StBM that you won't find anywhere else on the internet so you can avoid the same old tired clichés and one liners that everyone's heard before.
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The Best Man Speech System
There are three different access passes to our unique 'Speech Builder' system - 7 day access pass, 14 day access pass or 28 day access pass. (Access is from the time of purchase, not from first login). Once you log into the system there is a step by step guide on how to use the easy system and access to our database of over 4000 ice breakers, jokes, quotes (and brilliant jokes to cut down the groom in his prime) to make sure your speech is a total success from the opening line right through to the final toast. That's full success and a finished speech with the help of professional writers for just £6.99.
Once you've logged into the system you'll find your own unique speech template and 23 sections to choose from covering every part of the big day with everything from jokes about the groom's job/sports team/dress sense, jokes about the groomsmen bridesmaids to brilliant final toasts.
As you construct each phase of your speech you can pick from the hundreds of blocks in each section and add then drop them into the relevant phase of your speech. At any time you can add or delete the blocks you want and dip into the database as many times as you need until you're happy. Once you have all the phases complete you can then edit all the details, adding names & dates plus jokes or stories of your own. You can then either save your speech for a final draft or edit or you can print out the finished speech direct from the system.
Our Wedding speech database has...
- Over 4000 separate speech blocks
- Jokes to roast the groom describing his childhood, job and (dodgy?) dress sense and everything else in between
- Gags about the ushers and bridesmaids
- Spoof school reports
- Famous wedding quotes
- Funny advice
- Comedy wedding messages
If you're still worried about your finished speech you can contact our team and we'll give be happy to give you any last minute tips or help you with a final edit or killer gags. We want you to be completely happy with your best man’s speech so we'll be with you every step of the way right up until the big day, when you'll get all the laughs, applause, free drinks and hopefully the stunning single bridesmaid of your choice! We want to be sure that when you see all the happy wedding photos, you'll be the man being carried on people’s shoulders and raising your glass in triumph rather than the guy sitting in the corner, with only the barman for company. Good luck and have a great speech!
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