Speech Database Still struggling to write that speech? Never given a speech in public before? The wedding is less than a week away and now you’re starting to panic?

In our Best Man’s Speech Database you will find over 600 gags, ice-breakers, one liners, quotes and other great tools for writing the perfect Best Man’s speech.

We’ve also given you three example speeches to show how to weave the various elements together to make sure not only do you get it spot on with laughs in all the right places but you’ll also find a perfect balance between sincerity and sabotage with great ammunition to help you have a laugh at the groom’s expense (hey we’re not knocking the guy we’re merely sticking to tradition).

Using the database will not simply make your speech a total success but will have everyone congratulating you on a job well done.

Our database has everything you need to help you turn a stressful honour into a piece of (wedding) cake.

Here's what some happy guys have said about our Speech database...

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For just £5.00 you can download our complete Best Man’s Speech Database as well as three free example speeches.		For just £9.00 you can download both the Best man's Speech Database and the Stag games Database.

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Ice Breakers

"Now Steve specifically told me I'm not allowed to spout the usual best man gags all aimed at his expense, but you'll be pleased to know I have decided to ignore him in much the same way Suzanne ignored all of us that have been telling her for ages "You know, you really could do so much better."

"When I was preparing my speech, Mike told me he didn't want me to focus just on the embarrassing stuff. In fact, I think he has the mistaken idea that his life is actually interesting. So, before I start with the stories, a little bit of the background of the groom: he was born, he went to school, he got a job, and he just got married. Now, on to the interesting stuff!"

Jokes & Quotes

Husband - Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
Wife - Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in under 20 seconds.' So I bought her some bathroom scales.

Weddings make me philosophical, I was thinking this morning; If a man is talking in the woods and no woman hears him... is he still wrong?

Quotes

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
Rita Rudner

"All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble."
Raymond Hull

"My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light."
Rodney Dangerfield

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