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On our Speech Writing Guide page you'll find everything you need to write the perfect best man's speech with the correct format from the formal introductions and thank you's, the traditional speech layout as exactly when to roast the groom as well as simple do's and don'ts to a successful wedding speech.

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Once you log into the system you’ll get complete access to our database of over 4000 ice breakers, jokes, quotes and comedic hand grenades to throw at the groom to make sure your speech is a total success.

You'll find each basic phase outlined in a step by step framework and hundreds of jokes and speech inserts for each phase. Simply click on the jokes you like to add them to your unique best man speech template. Once you have all the pieces in place you can then edit the speech to add the correct names and add any stories or jokes of your own. Finally when your speech is complete you can either save the speech to review and edit at a later date or print out your complete speech ready for the big day.

When you buy access to Speech Builder you get complete access to our database of over 4000 ice breakers, jokes, quotes and comedic hand grenades to throw at the groom to make sure your speech is a total success.


You can gain access to the entire system for just £6.99 which gives you a 7 day access pass. That's less than the cost of a round of drinks. At StBM we are proud of the fact that we're the only service you'll find driven by professional comedy writers.


As well as a few tried and tested wedding speech classics you’ll find totally original gags. Our Simply the Best Man writers have written for TV, radio, stage, and stand up comedians, that means your speech will have professional writers behind each gag.


Lots of best man speeches end up using the same jokes that people have heard time and time again. But at Simply the Best Man as well as some tried and tested gags we have hundreds of jokes you simply won't find anywhere else on the internet. We are constantly updating our speech database so you can be sure that you'll be using material no one will have heard before.

With our best man speech system you'll get not only professional comedy writing but we'll also give you all the tools and tips you need on how to construct your speech, all the formal details that have to be included. And our special speech building system will also give you great tips on how to deliver the speech on the day.


We'll help you through the process every step of the way. Our team have written for all manner of performers as well as having performed themselves all over the world. Jumping on a stage or being handed a microphone is something that is second nature to our chaps however even we have baulked at writing and delivering our own best man speeches (yes that's plural, one of the downfalls of being a comedy writer is you do tend to get handed the best man noose all too frequently as everyone wants to hear a funny speech on their special day) and we are well aware of the fact that a best man speech is a little bit different.

Standing on stage introduce in front of a comedy audience is not nearly as daunting as standing in front of a room full of someone's nearest and dearest while everyone hangs on your every word. The best man’s speech and the level of expectation it carries has been known to cause many guys a few sleepless hours at work, that’s why we cover every aspect of your speech and will be on hand if you still have any queries.

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